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Cow The grumpy cows were grumbling about their business. Suddenly, a torpedo came out of nowhere and crashed into them. "Schoooomblooiefooom!" Said the sound effects. The cows were catching on fire one by one, when the fire started to grow close to the leader cow. The leader cow, seeing the advancing flames, realized his end was coming fast. In a desperate attempt to save his race, he smacked all the other cows in the face to try to get them to move. The cows reacted as if a little piece of wool had fallen on their face. The fire finally reached the leading cow, wCow
by ~raizan22
Gregory and the fat man. "Bah! Your lard seeps over your belt like greasy butter dribbles down a slice of freshly baked toast!" Gregory said to the man who had just walked into his house. "The vibrations coming from your mouth are rebounding off of my eardrums like moldy cheese jiggles when poked with a very long stick" answered the man. "By all the lard seeping over my belt, I now decree this liquid formed by pouches surrounding my tongue to launch directly into your left pupil!" The man then forced saliva out of his mouth and into Gregory’s eye. "TGregory and the fat man.
by ~raizan22
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Once there was an ugly town in the middle of the Ugly Desert, but all the people in this Ugly town weren’t very ugly themselves. It was the buildings, the birds, and the UGLY child of the world. The towns folk were instead very vain in their not really beauty, the fact that the UGLY child existed sort of made them all think they were pretty, but in reality, they were all quite disgusting. The UGLY child was shunned, spat at, and a lot of the town folk enjoyed throwing waffles at him. The waffles were covered in delicious syrup, which the town would be quite famous for if they shipped them out instead of
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huhuhuhuhuhuh?
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you think? matt....that wasn't funny at all. not even in the least. If anything its just gross...old hamburgler? what?
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