Stubble Man™

        One time there was a guy who was walking. He walked for a while, and, after he was done walking, he walked. He kept on walking until his legs wore down to stubbles, and therefore instead of walking along he stubbled along. After he was done stubbling along, he crawled with his arms. When his arms turned into stubbles, he then stubble crawled. After years of stubble crawling, he finally made it to his life's long goal: Chucky Cheese's.
        As he walked in, some gangster ghetto kid with a gun came up, kicked him in the gut, stole his cash, and shot him in the face five times, which was, ironically, the same age as the gangster ghetto kid. As the gangster ghetto kid walked away from the dead man with stubbles for arms and legs, he saw purpose in life and therefor graduated from kindergarten and lived a super happy life.
       To this day the legend of this man lives on, teaching countless kids to not be gangster ghetto kids and to graduate from kindie'garden. This famous and heroic man lives on in countless people's hearts, known by one name... Stubble Man!™